eplow

when a cute boy whispers sweet nothings into your ears and you start doing kissy sounds that potentially lead to an orgasm

I was up all night eplowing him and he kept saying mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry and it made me cum.

by deepsteep January 26, 2024

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Eplotty

A generally oversized human being, when he gets too drunk he becomes a bull in a China shop, no one is safe from his havoc. Although hilarious in nature, when he's in his drunk natural habitat your girl is not safe from getting motorboated and no one is safe from getting roasted. Warning: If too drunk, feed him carne asada fries or del taco and a cigarette.

Don't be such an Eplotty or Oh no, Eplotty is in full effect right now.

by Bloc523 October 29, 2025

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