Brenton is a very handsome and young man. He is a total player and all the girls chase him. He has the best music taste and some very sexy abs and other muscles.
Brenton is the perfect person
by Notbrenton January 12, 2023
A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 25, 2025
An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.
P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 28, 2024