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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333
by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024
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Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens
by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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See What Happens Next

The company is making a movie and as a teaser/trailer they say "See What Happens Next"... how would you say that in Spanish?
by Miss Mao June 26, 2019
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