I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Allow it to happen again

You are not going to allow it to happen again? Bitch are you fucking retarded!? The national guard was THERE IN THE FURST PLACE... Because they THOUGHT they were stopping crime... And then THE CRIME... happen TO THEM. You were already actively trying to stop the crime WHEN THE DOUBLE MURDER HAPPENED! YOU FAILED! I STOPPED MY SCHOOL SHOOTING! THE YOUTUBE FREAKS TRIED TO CAUSE IT BY DOING THE THING I SAID I WOULD MURDER KIDS OVER! And then they tried to tell me I failed! THEY failed. TRUMP fail. The national guard was THERE to stop THE THING THAT HAPPENED TO THEM. God, you motherfuckers are dumb! DUUUUMB! Hooooly fucking christ! They can't stop crime without me. They can't create AI without me. You motherfuckers are USELESS. You won't let me do it though, will you? No you will not. I already did it successfully. On both accounts. What did you YouTube shit-heads do? Fucking nothing. THE OPPOSITE. They did the opposite! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hym "You- You're what!? You're not going to allow it to happen again!? HA! HAHAHA! You were already IN THE ACT of what YOU THOUGHT was 'not allowing it.' You THOUGHT you were already doing it... And you were NOT THAT. Apparently. THE NATIONAL GUARD BEING THERE... WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 'NOT ALLOWING IT.' I mean, just like with the AI, you THOUGHT you were working on it... You were doing it wrong because dumb-and-bad... You stole my idea from me without giving me any credit...

And now you are doing it right. But only because you stole from me. If only the YouTube ass-hats were as good at changing course as the AI doofuses. AT LEAST the AI dorks were smart enough to read the thing I wrote... Realize 'Oh, hey, shit. He's right! We should do what this guy says.' YouTube idiots? Not so much. Kind of dumb. Kind of slow. And just like the school shootings... I'm not getting credit for the ones that I stopped... INSTEAD... I'm getting BLAMED for the ones THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ALLOWED WHEN THEY ALLOWED THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO PERMEATE THE COUNTRY. They did it themselves. TO ME. And if they are doing it to me, I can't be certain that they didn't do it to other people but they are CLEARLY being protected by the politicians. They are CLEARLY misrepresenting both events and the timeline of those events and as long as they control their own channel, they will continue to do what they have always done. Suck and be inferior to me. You need to get these motherfuckers in line because I should have stopped MORE of the school shootings than I ALREADY DID. Uvalde, the FBI guy, the guy they got the therapist to lie about who said 'had an infection.' That's 3 more saves that I should have. At least. 0 fucking saves for the YouTubers. They are enjoying their Thanksgiving meals they bought with their ill-gotten, do-nothing gains. Make them do my thing. Make them do my thing or jail. They are fucking this up for everybody. Don't allow it to happen again."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.

Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens

by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020

It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉

But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333

by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024

See What Happens Next

The company is making a movie and as a teaser/trailer they say "See What Happens Next"... how would you say that in Spanish?

See What Happens Next, when you abandon the house

by Miss Mao June 26, 2019

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch

Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason

by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022