myself

i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.

me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*

by trauma_girl November 25, 2021

Shittimg myself

Crushing on someone named Christina

Oh my god, I'm shittimg myself

by Notfroggie January 2, 2022

Chucking Myself

To shit one's pants immediately following a failed Buffalo Wild Wing's challenge.

Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.

by ricksledge April 16, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Myself

Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?

Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"

Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"

Woman "Myself."

Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018