Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

The Full Remover

A sexual act in which a man is on top of a girl. The man then pulls his pelvis all the way back, and slams it forward. It then either turns into a wrong hole compilation or reddit 50/50.

I just pulled The Full Remover on this chick last night!

by ThugHunterUnite May 27, 2022

sixth-cousin-2X-removed

Sixth-cousin-twice-removed (6C2R).

My sixth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

second-cousin-6X-removed

Second-cousin-six-times-removed (2C6R).

My second-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

half-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-granchild.

My half-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Grandparent's sibling's child / Parent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's grandchild / First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021