A slightly more punk-rock, less academic cousin of Critical Legal Theory. It’s the practice of viewing every rule, ordinance, and statute with deep, existential suspicion. It posits that most laws were written either to protect someone’s privilege, to make someone else's life difficult, or as a rushed, panicked reaction to a problem that has long since ceased to exist. Adherents believe that behind every "thou shalt not" is a rich guy who didn't want to share his stuff. It’s the theory that the entire legal code is just a very long, very boring, and very expensive list of "Do as I say, not as I do."
Example: "My landlord tried to evict me for having a small garden on the balcony, citing a vague line in the lease about 'structural integrity.' I applied some critical law theory and realized the only thing being threatened was his profit margin."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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