1- Grandparent's sibling's child / Parent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's grandchild / First-cousin's child.
2- Parent's sibling's grandchild / First-cousin's child.
My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
Get the first-cousin-once-removed mug.1- Great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
Get the double-first-cousin-thrice-removed mug.step-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-first-cousin-once-removed mug.My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the first-cousin-once-removed mug.A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removal mug.1- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Grandparent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's grandchild.
2- Child of their parent’s grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Grandparent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's grandchild.
My double-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
Get the double-first-cousin-twice-removed mug.1- Great-great-grandparent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
2- Sesquiple-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed.
2- Sesquiple-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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