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Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.
Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
by Read it! July 14, 2025
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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eighth-cousin-7X-removed

Eighth-cousin-seven-times-removed (8C7R).
My eighth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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seventh-cousin-1X-removed

Seventh-cousin-once-removed (7C1R).
My seventh-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.
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1- Stepparent's cousin.
2- Parent's stepcousin.
3- Stepcousin's child.
4- Cousin's stepchild.
step-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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seventh-cousin-7X-removed

Seventh-cousin-seven-times-removed (7C7R).
My seventh-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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