The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

european slur

pean, A slur for Europeans or people from Europe this is to mock the people and the word “European”

Look at that pean over there such a weirdo. This is the European slur

by Yal Larkin November 6, 2021

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 4, 2022

European sneak

When waiting to turn left at a red light, once the light turns green but without an arrow, slam the accelerator down, make your turn and beat the car who should have proceeded straight. Effectively ignoring the right of way.

He European Sneaked me!

by Sqoonman February 10, 2023

European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

by sweetntart July 26, 2024

European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.

“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”

by Nrogers September 26, 2023

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014