Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

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1- Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Third-cousin's grandchild.

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1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

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Ninth-cousin-seven-times-removed (9C7R).

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First-cousin-ten-times-removed (1C10R).

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Third-cousin-six-time-removed (3C6R).

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