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Chloe

A girl who is amazing and pretty. she is the girl you want to be with. but deep down she wants to suck a dick and have fun! shes a nice girl when you are with her but in bed shes very naughty!
1. the more nicely u treat Chloe outside the more naughty shes gets in bed
by johnnyboy07 June 6, 2013
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Chloe

Chloe originates from the latin meaning easy. Most people consider chloe meaning slut or whore. Both of these are correct. All chloe is, is a name for any girl or guy who does not respect his or her body and offers themselves up to there sex partner.
Dude, did you see how crazy that chloe was at the party?

You are such a chloe if you sleep with multiple guys in one night.
by Ohgirl Youknow September 7, 2011
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Chloe

Chloe is a fat fucker that steals everyone's boyfriends , she has short brown hair that looks like hay, she has a friend that looks like plankton and thinks she is Nike and sweet when rly she's a sly , hypocritical , faggot that needs to FUCK OFF
Guy1 : eww who's that obese fucker waddling down the road

Guy2: oh that's only Chloe
by Francesca rose June 13, 2018
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Chloe

The belief that the key to immortality lies within the glass eye of a 37 year old postal worker.
Mark: Dude, im a total believer in Chloe.
Stan: What the hell ?
Mark: GOSH your such a skeptic.
by AnneTheDuckFeeder December 15, 2008
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Chloe

crazy, psycho, violent, lair, backstabber, gay rapist, ragging lesbian, has a UNIBROW, tries to trololo, but trololo nots, tone deaf, converter, carpet muncher, horrible fashion sense, dresses like a lesbian hippie, werido
person 1:"Is that Chloe?"
person 2:" No it's a GIANT UNIBROW!!!!!!!!!!!"
by loverboii1009 July 16, 2011
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Chloe

Chloe is a girl with many personalities. She needs alot of attention, and tries to get it as much as she can. She flirts with every guy she can get. She is a very desperate girl not only for boys but friends aswell. Alot of people hate her and the rest thinks she's annoying. She is very ugly. She has a messed up body shape with saggy boobs. She has 2 diffrent personalaties, one online and other in person. Shy offline & on she is very hyper and outgoing. Always looking innocent and pretending nothing happend in reality. She's a big backstabber, never trust those girls.
chloe: I didn't do anything...
girl#1: flirting with my ex and backstabbing me is nothing? Yeah alright.
by Thegirlsyouwannabe June 29, 2011
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Chloe

Chloe is the kind of wife you want. She is a dick, possibly the ultimate dick. Chloe will make you fall off chairs laughing, and if not, she'll kick you off. Chloe is thoughtful/intelligent, like for example she may pretend to be pregnant on the tube to get a seat offered to her when hungover. Chloe does not waste a penny so she pays in copper coins at self-service machines in supermarkets- afterall it would be stupid to throw copper coins in the bin. Chloe is a fair person and can therefore find reasons to dislike most people. If she leaves out a more specific reason for you, don't worry, one of her sweeping generalisations will cover it. Chloe is a saint, she is The Giver, and even has one up on mother teresa with her pity sex. Chloe will protect you at all times, like when she goes home before you with all of your friends to ensure your house is clear of intruders while you are walking home alone in the dark drunk at 3am. Chloe is very generous- she'll shout you dinner when she wins the lottery, over a certain amount. Chloe is very sweet before she punches you in the face, but given how easy it is to infuriate Chloe with backpacks, slow movement, stupidity, most accents, religion and niceness, you probably deserved it and should've known better. Chloe is very informative and knowledgable so she'll certainly let you know if this is the case. You wouldn't say Chloe is a cunt, but she is. She's a sickcunt and she doesn't even know!
Stranger on tube; "Would you like my seat miss?"
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
by chloeswife October 10, 2012
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