Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 11, 2015

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 November 12, 2015

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 8, 2019

The corner of a kitchen where all the dropped food gathers.

Dropped your popcorn? Don't worry about it. Consider it a donation to the RodentTown Buffet.

by patriciagrant September 10, 2017

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 6, 2014

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes May 1, 2023