Anime

A cult that will suck you into it and make your life have meaning. It magically makes your parents regret conceiving you and scares all potential mates away as you fall into a deep dark hole of lusting after lolis and anime titties, as well as your waifu. All of your friends will leave you after a while of you watching hentai in your mom’s basement. It is a void you cannot escape.

Weeb 1: “Hey lemme show you this anime that I’m watching.”
Normie: “Ok”
*6 weeks later*
Weeb 1: *In old normies mom’s basement* “Yo I haven’t seen you in a while you ok?”
No longer normie: *Watching anime* “Anime. Anime is life”

by Biggggg-Boi September 23, 2018

Anime

Japanese shows that usually involve lots of action, bromances, in general romances, sadness, betrayals (top 10 anime betrayals lol), and all out amazingness. The best way to pass time.

Person #1: Omg does that person watch anime, what a nerd!
Person #2: But wait, it looks like he's watching My Hero Academia!! I watch that too!
Person #3: OMAGOSH! Me too!!! I so ship Bakugo and Kirishima!
Person #1: You're all nerds.
Person #2 to Person #3: We don't need a friend like him who doesn't watch anime.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Anime

a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality.

naruto is a good Anime.

by anime_fan_pictures May 6, 2017

Anime

Wow dumb bitches really don’t know what anime is.

Anime is a show u watch 😀

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Anime

That (good shit)

"Anime is better than drugs!"

by The 1st Martian April 9, 2020

Anime

Anime: My saviour, God/Goddess, The one I worship

Person one: Anime is life!

Person two: No, your delusional

Person one: You are un cultured

by Don't touch my Puppy February 6, 2022

Anime

The literal reason I live and breathe is to watch anime so if you don't like anime I idk if I like you

The reason of living is to watch Anime

by Reeeman101 April 14, 2020