Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Cockolate Milk

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.

Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.

by Jizmasters October 26, 2024

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018