crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025

Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crooks

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Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.

by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022

Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers

Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”

by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020