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Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men
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Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012
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hell for leather

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck
by pugsymalone December 27, 2011
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buttermilk leather

Material used in a pants worn by 100% metrosexual males transplanted from New Jersey to Southern California.
My snug buttermilk leather pants excite everyone in the room!
by Metro point boyz November 27, 2015
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.
The leathers keep taking all the good chairs
by Silentsparky February 22, 2024
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Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros
I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!
by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023
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