Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

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Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023

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Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

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grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

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The Old Roblox Community

A community full of edgy teens and adults with 12-year-old middle schooler behavior (they never grow up), that makes Old Roblox Revivals but something suspicious of those revivals in the community is the old roblox revival clients contain viruses such as malware, spyware, trojan and can remote access your PC, the members of the community with malicious intentions would threaten, humiliate, witch hunt, harass, dox and RAT anyone, and worst of all, the members can be racist and ableist to anyone.

Don't join that fucking community for your own safety, sanity and mental health.

Person 1: Bro what happened with you and The Old Roblox Community that you told me about?

Person 2: I was harassed, discriminated because of my skin color, witch hunted, doxxed and got my PC ratted by the Old Roblox Community for no reason

Person 1: Dang, that's not good, I have a friend who has a bad experience with that community too, that community is a hellhole, maybe I should consider leaving the community too for the sake of my safety and sanity of my mental health.

by Pancakes55556 February 28, 2025

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