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Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.
“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
mugGet the John Michaelmug.

Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick
I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning
by bigdick51 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Michael

En super irriterende fyr, tænker kun på sig selv har svært ved at lytte og vise begejstring for andre. Går under navnet bøssepølse 007.

Ofte brugt i sammenhæng med bøsser.
Michael få fingeren ud
by Rolamadingdong June 14, 2020
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
mugGet the Michael St Johnmug.

michael

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
MICHAEL HELP ME
by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023
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Michael

Fatass who likes to play destiny
Michael probably never left his room in days
by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022
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