by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024
Get the Michael mulebachmug. A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 17, 2011
Get the michael boley'dmug. A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
by YourWife. June 21, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.