by Pineapple is the safe word September 5, 2022
Get the boot removermug. Seventh-cousin-eight-times-removed (7C8R).
My seventh-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the seventh-cousin-8X-removedmug. An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.
Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Fellon's Tree Removalmug. by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025
Get the third cousin thrice removedmug. 1- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
Get the sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removedmug. A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug. My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
Get the half-first-cousin-once-removedmug.