hibernation

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon

Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.

by jwizyadig September 28, 2010

Hibernationship

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.

She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.

by seethesea75 March 27, 2020

Extreme Hibernation

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

by Socretez January 4, 2008

vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.

The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.

by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011

hibernation face

a person, usually a guy, who naturally looks mean or pissed when his face is expressionless without meaning to.

gavin is always thought of as a bitch because his hibernation face is always on fleek

by swishbiggy April 4, 2016