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Clonking
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Repeatedly
hitting
your penis
with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface
"
I'm going to go
clonk,
Jared
."
"I'm clonking
right now
, Jared."
by
Freak Wizard
May 24, 2025
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