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mr. neely

The black and gay Spanish teacher at my high school. So he literally is a nigger faggot. He has a Spanish husband named Kevin, and Kevin is a flaming homo as well. A bunch of boys in the grade below me make jokes about Neely saying that they want his big dick in either their ass or mouth and they want to fuck him, drink his cum, drink his piss, and eat his shit.
Man this guy is gayer than Mr. Neely dog.
by Eat My Aśś November 8, 2019
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Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.
"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"
by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023
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Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.
Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is
by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021
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Neely

Someone who likes to return NPC responses (example: “that’s fair” and “sounds good”) when provoked. Has a very interesting vocabulary. For instance, A Neely the word “although” instead of “but.” Or the word “unpleasant” instead of “bad”.

A Neely’s greatest weakness is a bad haircut, and paintball guns.
Stop saying “that’s fair” every time I say something, you’re such a Neely
by SonicSwagGaminf February 6, 2023
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