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purple monkey dishwasher

A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
by R'ee July 22, 2006
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double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
by fLeers March 17, 2013
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purple monkey virus

bonzibonzibonzibonzibonzibonzi
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
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the marvey’spurplemonkeydishwasher group chat is always having fun and sharing memes.
by multixnoodles2 December 5, 2020
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