Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."

"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."

by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009

Wait, thats not my pocket

Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"

Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

My pockets run deep

You have a lot of money

I can pay for it my pockets run deep

by Small joe March 3, 2022

Put the money in my pocket

Used after being praised for doing a good job. A not so subtle way of hinting at a raise. It is usually said after a person has become intoxicated and they may regret saying it afterwards, especially if used multiple times.

Boss: Vic, you've been doing good work recently.
Vic: Put the money in my pocket.
Boss: I'm happy that you got the last project done on time.
Vic: Put the money in my pocket.
(Boss shakes head and walks away)

by A Jamoke May 26, 2010

Hold my pocket...bitch

This pocket aint gonna hold it's self.

Subject A will reach over and hold the pocket of Subject B . Hold my pocket...bitch

by Shakaru January 25, 2007

Hold my pocket

a male dominated by female, afraid of premarital skin touching

ava: wya bitch
jax: on the stairs stfu
(jax and ava find eachother in the halls and accidentally touch skin before their married)
jax drops to his knees praying to God for forgiveness*
ava:yeah that’s right hold my pockets bitch

by docterocterpussie October 1, 2021

I got canada in my pocket

A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."

Bill: Hey Adrian! you owe me money!
Adrian: I got canada in my pocket bro
Bill: Lmao K

by Koshka2 July 12, 2019