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Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.
"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."
by Soterius June 5, 2018
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hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!
by Spacemonke June 26, 2021
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