Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
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