Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Bitchitis

This is when your fucking a bitch and she has bronchitis. Due to her being a bitch, she usually won’t tell you she has bronchitis till she has your kid..
So look out for the bitchitis

Man: She’s such a bitchitis!
Mans friend: how?!
Man: because she has bronchitis and now she’s pregnant with my kid

by Katsuki_Janna October 31, 2019

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Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Get the Bitchitismug.

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Get the Bitchitismug.

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

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Get the Bitchitismug.

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

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