Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

anal beads

yes

yummy anal beads

by Austin<3 January 27, 2021

anal beads

a set of beads you shove up your ass and you pull them out

omg those anal beads felt good

by kyliesavagebitch445 June 3, 2018

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?

I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!

by ramses February 9, 2003

Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

by That Marine January 16, 2008

Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

by That Marine January 16, 2008

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.

ex: There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS.

by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021