A Neely

Non-stop continuous bad jokes, that are disgustingly perverse, usually dealing with have nookie with ladies of the nursing home.

Last night Jimmy was being a Neely all night, and wouldn't shut up

by WhitefireFox April 22, 2022

Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.

Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is

by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

mr. neely

The black and gay Spanish teacher at my high school. So he literally is a nigger faggot. He has a Spanish husband named Kevin, and Kevin is a flaming homo as well. A bunch of boys in the grade below me make jokes about Neely saying that they want his big dick in either their ass or mouth and they want to fuck him, drink his cum, drink his piss, and eat his shit.

Man this guy is gayer than Mr. Neely dog.

by Eat My Aśś November 8, 2019