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Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.
“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021
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Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks
I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.
by Monbernhd December 5, 2021
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You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015
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Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)
I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!
by Ezmoney March 24, 2023
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mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.
I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.
by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015
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cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.
I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag
by anonymous April 22, 2024
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Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream
by Showercream30 September 20, 2016
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