third-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's third-cousin.
2- Third-cousin's child.

My third-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

seventh-cousin-9X-removed

Seventh-cousin-nine-times-removed (7C9R).

My seventh-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-6X-removed

Second-cousin-six-times-removed (2C6R).

My second-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

fourth-cousin-2X-removed

Fourth-cousin-twice-removed (4C2R).

My fourth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025