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goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.
My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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Mother Fucker On Ice

when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”
“AHH !! Mother Fucker On Ice !! I forgot to take a shit today !”
by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018
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Mother fucker

Im such a mother fucker, so many inbred children!
by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. August 26, 2025
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mother fucker

Mother fuckers like your father. Think about it, he fucked your mom, right? That is how you are alive on this planet. Your father was indeed a mother fucker.
Son: Dad, you mother fucker.
Dad: I know, I fucked your mom.
by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022
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