Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.

Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man

by cloudythrone August 30, 2022

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Shit Particles

A solid fart

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.

by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021