Fagged

that feeling of shock when someone you thought was gay was actually straight (faulty gaydar)

me: omg that one kid is definitely gay, look at his outfit

other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary

me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!

by anonymous September 15, 2025

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Fag Humper

A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.

A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.

by Three in a Half Dawg December 9, 2012

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Back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.

Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!

by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024

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Fag

A person of any sexual orientation or identity who agitates or disrupts the peace around them for no rhyme or reason

That guy on the motorcycle is loud as hell at the park

I know he’s such a fag

by Kuma kuma June 5, 2023

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fag dolma

The sexual act of feeding your twink boyfriend a lot of rice and spices and then eating his ass afterwards. The name is a reference to dolma, a Middle Eastern food consisting of grape leaves stuffed with rice.

Yeah I made Jeremy a lot of rice today, I'm eating fag dolma tomorrow.

by TheKraken3 June 9, 2024

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