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Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.
Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)
by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026
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