Man, I got wasted last night and came out of my blackout to realize I was ripping a douglas with a complete stranger.
by DouggersRipski November 21, 2022
Get the Ripping a Douglas mug.PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼
John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴
by Yohandre July 20, 2019
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