Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.
by BartBloom January 29, 2026
Get the Car crash bangs mug.A Car Tickle (according to my daughter) is the act of running over the little bumps on the side of highways (rumble strips)
While on a phone call with my daughter. Dad “what was that noise I just heard?” Daughter “oh that was just a car tickles” Dad “what” Daughter “you know those little bumps that make it feel like it’s tickling my Jeeps belly”
by chontz1031 February 2, 2026
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