Michael

The sexy's man alive. All girls and boys love him.aqa1aA~

Michael is so cute

by Chris's best friend April 11, 2022

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie

Wow he must be a Michael earnshaw

by It's just facts November 12, 2020

michael tasevski

A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch

We love u Michael Tasevski

by Michael Tasevski October 27, 2020

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018