literal pedophile who gets off from little anime boys and pistachio cosplay. pretends he has good fashion sense but actually lets his mom dress him. so gay he sucks turtle’s dick on the side... and he’s paying her too
“Yikes, word on the street is that Rem from squad is tryna be the next 6ix9ine”
“I heard he fucked a kid while eating pistaschios too! 😱”
“I heard he fucked a kid while eating pistaschios too! 😱”
by d3v0nicA December 18, 2018
by Acissej March 11, 2024
actual dumb stupid bitch who has no bangs at all and is in love with rem, she would suck that niggas dick for his pistachios.
by Actuallyalolicon December 17, 2018
If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022
Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
by Dennis from ... grade June 04, 2020
When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021