early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.

“This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”

by DC404 March 14, 2025

Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth

This guy will lowkey bust out some moves similar to the salsa, go really fast, go really slow, and then blast off into the blue sky. COME BACK AND HIT THE FOLKS YEAHHHHH. then he explains Fnaf lore and explodes, See yah!

A Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth: Your greatest and truest desire in the form of your absolute worst nightmare.

HOLY FUCK ITS A GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI WAVE, COURTESY OF Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zarenth AHHHHHHHHH

by KevinLebronFan49ers January 30, 2022