A Can of Pess

The name used to describe a cheap energy drink.

"What you getting from the shop?"
"A Can of Pess!"

by FixedEntropy June 10, 2025

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

Can

Can is a Turkish name.The coolest guy you can meet in your life.No need the say that they are hot. Hilarious, weird, talented, caring, emotional, and basically perfect. Someone who I love more than anything in my life, and a person who I know I can always depend upon.

Is that Can over there ?
-Yeah
Damn he good

by HİMYNAMESLIM November 21, 2021

Can Flipper

a dog that has no breed, a stray, a dog with no home. Can also be used to describe a homeless person or cat.

"Don't bring that can flipper inside my house

by Jester Cheetah December 23, 2009

I can die happy

I love you too

a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)

by Eminence solo March 22, 2025

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Cans-Only'd

When you're at the show and need to throw away your trash but you walk all the way over to the bin to find out it is for "Cans Only".

Check out that guy doing the walk of shame with all this trash; He just got Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021