I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

Do can my fren

When you want to avoid confrontation and end the conversation so you just mutually agree to disagree.

Adrian : Tommy i'm better than you in Fifa.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : So im better?
Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Aight you said it.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Screw you.

by chapmav December 24, 2017

Can I see your bracelets?

A phrase us Kandi kids hate

“Can I see your bracelets?” the girl said for the 3rd day in a row as she proceeded to touch my bracelets “uh no!” I said Giving her a stink eye ripping my arm away from her

by A random person :D February 16, 2025

Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Fine, ANgel JosE RObles, YOu Can GO ALl Out<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Fine, ANgel JosE RObles, YOu Can GO ALl Out<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Fine, ANgel JosE RObles, YOu Can GO ALl Out<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

can or no?

"Singlish" (Colloquial Singaporean English) phrase that means "can you do it or not?"

("Singlish" is a real thing.... Google it.)

That lightbulb needs to be changed, can or no?

by WeirdFish42 September 29, 2013

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021