<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>She Can Do It But Does Not Want To<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

busting can

when you have been a naughty boy, you get thrown in the busting can. in here, a bunch of men bust on you and fill up the can, which is about the size of a garbage can, to the brim. in order to survive, you have to drink at least a gallon of sperm, so you don’t drown to the jizz.

player has been eliminated from the match due to death by busting can

by jizz creamery May 6, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.

God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 23, 2013

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024