Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

National titty pic day

April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.

“Hey cutie, it’s national titty pic day”

“Really?”

“Yeah lemme see those titties”

*sends picture*

by Choochie_man_69_69 April 5, 2021

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

titty gravy

When a person has been sucking on their mothers titty milk for 45 years, and it comea out with the consistency of pudding or gravy.

This week on My Strange addiction Thomas will fight his addiction of apply titty gravy on his genitalia.

by FingerLickinGoodFam October 8, 2017

Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.

titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.

by penis tip December 21, 2010

Titty Time

The time where you see titties, 3am-4am. Especially right now.

It's titty time dumb fuck. Oh SHIT.

by Bmxmaxon December 3, 2020

Titty divot

The indentation on a woman’s shoulder caused by having heavy breasts and wearing a bra.

The older I get, the deeper the titty divot in my shoulders gets.

by anonymous October 14, 2022