michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael

Person who loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first

Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.

by Lunchboxturt November 18, 2022

Michael

A bellybutton.

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.

by Yolomymum November 24, 2021

Michael

Very tall. Very very tall. Nice bloke, very friendly. Tough bloke too. Not afraid to stand up to people to help his friends out. Can be religious, not always though. Short black hair. Has loving friends.

Hey Michael, how's the weather up there?

by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021

michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 16, 2024

Michael

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Michael

by Ssfhjjj March 12, 2022