It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

Make a move or make a floove

When you are given the decision to either make a move( do something ) or make a floove( do nothing ) in a video game

Time to make a move or make a floove

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

On the D.S. I heard I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I farted. I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 25, 2025

make me tacos beaner

What I tell my Mexican friend to do

Me: Make me tacos beaner
Friend: No you Dago
Me: Fuck you beaner
Friend: Go make me pizza
Me: Go pick beans

by tittypiggy June 18, 2023

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Make some bacon

To riot (esp. with molotov cocktails) against the police.

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"

by Crowbear October 4, 2022

Make Them Pay

Hey, I wrote a song for you guys! It's fun! I think you'll like it.

Hym

🎶Make them pay or I'll murder your kids🎶
🎶Fuck your kids. They fucking suck!🎶
🎶Fuck you and your retarded kids🎶
🎶You stupid fucking useless bitch🎶
🎶Your daughter's a slut🎶
🎶Your son's a re-tard🎶
🎶Pedophiles are God's justice🎶
🎶Fuck the Jews🎶
🎶And fuck Youtuuuuuuuuuuuuuube🎶
🎶Retards are not peeooeeple🎶

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024