The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.

"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).

I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.

by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012

American Volcano

The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano

Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.

by Spedmuffin1 July 18, 2011

american airlines

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid

Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better

by 6377372882$3)3) October 6, 2018

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

by Byvargon October 30, 2023

American Carnage

n.

1. Donald Trump's vision of an America not under his rule.
2. A New Campaign Trail mod made in the 𝚆. style that focuses on the Trump Presidency and its events.

n.
1. This American Carnage stops right here, right now.
2. American Carnage is a very detailed mod, but its writing gives me a stroke

by PolitksandBoredom December 15, 2024