Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker October 30, 2015

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AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING!

The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom

She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

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I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 23, 2023

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Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.

Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.

by jhirbour June 02, 2011

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Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 01, 2019

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